fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
honey bunches of taint.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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