Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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