Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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