Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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