okay pat passed out under dana's car
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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