hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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