fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Help. Why am I so naked?
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