He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
