I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I see more hoeing in ur future
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