I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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