Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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