were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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