He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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