You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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