i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Randomize