we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Let's paint friendship bongs
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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