How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
She announced her abortion via fbk
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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