if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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