My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
