2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize