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Spinning.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Lo siento on account of my penis...
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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