I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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