I could have mohawked her pubes.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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