Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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