I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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