it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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