no you cant smoke seaweed
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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