David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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