That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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