And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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