Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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