Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
We left an ass print on the piano.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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