Sponge bath it is.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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