My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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