I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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