The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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