How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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