Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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