I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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