I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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