I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
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