I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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