I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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