Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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