the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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