I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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