escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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