24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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