he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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