We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
false alarm. still invincible.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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