I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I have demons in me.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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